An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonder girl3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 -pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."