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Jan 24, 2025

Sierra
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A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He says "Open the vault skank." The woman says "Sir, this is a sperm bank. We don't have any money here." The man says "Open the vault right now or I'm going to blow your fucking head off." She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said "Take out one of those jars." The woman says "Please sir. I promise you we don't have any money here. This is a sperm bank." The man says "Take out one of those jars right now or I'll blow your fucking head off." The woman turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said "Take off the lid and swallow it." She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying "Sir, this is sperm. Please, I'm not drinking sperm. We don''t have any money here. Please leave." The man says "Take the lid off and drink it or I'll blow your fucking head off. So the woman takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man and to her amazement, he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said. "See! It's not that fucking difficult is it."