A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea. She had been married to a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died. The lady had her husband cremated, at his wishes, because he felt a plot would cost too much. After the memorial services, she went to the railing and poured his ashes out into her hands and started talking to him. "Henry, you know that mink cape I wanted all my life? Well, your company sold for so much that now I have bought myself a beautiful full length mink coat. And Henry, you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take? Well, I took a world cruise for 90 days and it was wonderful!' "And Henry, you know that big blue Cadillac I had been hoping for the last 5 years? Well, I bought a Rolls Royce instead and it drives like a dream." "Oh, and Henry, you know that blow job you always wanted? and she blew the ashes out of her hands and into the sea.