A burglar broke into a home. While looking for valuables he heard a soft voice say "Jesus is watching you." Thinking it was just his imagination he continued his search. Again he hears "Jesus is watching you." He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said yes. He asked the parrot his name. The parrot said "Moses." The burglar asked "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot replied "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus."