One evening, a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Maria," he hollered into bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?" She replied with a giggle, "It's not baby powder.....it's Miracle Grow!"