A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of the prettiest ladies and a three course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin', I'm not horney - I'm just homesick."