Joe is sitting on a train, across from a gorgeous woman in a miniskirt. With a flirtatious smile, she gradually spreads her knees, exposing the fact that she is not wearing panties and her pussy is clean shaven. Joe is struggling not to stare, and his growing agitation is plainly obvious. Finally he says "Look, I'm really sorry. I know I'm being horribly impolite...." The woman interrupts to say "You're staring at my pussy, aren't you?" By now her legs are spread wide. Joe begins to stammer out another apology, but before he can get it out she says "It's quite all right. My pussy is very talented. Watch, I'll have it blow you a kiss." And sure enough, she blows Joe a kiss with her pussy. Joe is completely captivated "What else can it do?" he asks. "I can make it wink," comes the reply. And Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. The woman pats the seat next to her. "Why don't you come sit next to me?" she asks. Joe changes seats immediately. Then she asks "Would you like to stick two fingers in?" "My God!" answers the astonished Joe, "you don't mean to tell me it can whistle?!"