A married woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were enjoying a lively fuck in the bedroom when they heard the front door open. The woman's husband had come home early. "Quick!" the woman said to her lover "hide in the closet!" She shoved him in completely naked. She managed to kick his clothes under the bed before her husband made it up the stairs. The husband became suspicious when he saw his wife naked and out of breath, and he began to case the room. It wasn't long before he opened the closet door. "Who the hell are you?" he asked the naked man. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone" was the reply. "What are you doing in there?" Without missing a beat, the man answered "We got a report of an infestation of moths eating holes in clothes and I came to check it out." "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The naked man looked down at himself and answered in a surprised tone, "Why, those little bastards!"