One morning, Tom calls his boss. "Good morning, boss. Unfortunately, I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and both my hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." His boss replies, "You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls his boss back. "I followed your advice and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you've got a nice house." His Bobb Replies: "You know Tom, I really need