Several years ago, Country #1 funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million dollars. The study concluded that the reason the head is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, Country #2 decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of Country #1's were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost over 2 million dollars, Country #2 researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure durinng sex. When the results of Country #2's study were released, Country #3 decided to conduct their own study. Country #3 didn't really trust the other two. So after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around $75 dollars (three cases of beer) Country #3's Study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.