A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands. “Bartender: What’s the matter buddy? Man: It’s the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend. Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do? Man: I told her to pack her shit and get the hell out! Bartender: What about your best friend? Man: I looked him straight in the eyes and said BAD DOG!”